Whether you’ve got a replica, a doppelgänger, or a straight-up clone, having a duplicate of some sort certainly helps you move through life a little bit easier, from a temporary stand-in to a more permanent kind of donor. But they have to know how to successfully emulate their source material, right? Which means that you probably have to train them up. Here are a few of those times that training your duplicate (knowingly or unintentionally, closely or indirectly) came in handy…
Battlestar Galactica’s Cylons
When your entire society is made up of only 12 models, the average Cylon is bound to run into dozens of others with their face, if not their identical personality. The Number Six and Number Eight models in particular find that they range from sweet to savage, empathetic to humanity’s struggle or fervently worshipping the Cylon cause. To manage these disparate personas, each number’s class includes senior figures who help shape “younger” models, from the rebirth nurses who assist the resurrected Caprica-Six to “overseer” Sixes who orchestrate the human/Cylon breeding between Sharon/Athena and Helo Agathon.
Speaking of the Number Eights—if they didn’t look alike, Athena and Boomer could be entirely different people. Their run-ins have tended more toward body-swapping than mutual help; however, when Athena arrives on a rebel basestar later in the series, she encounters a group of Eights who beg her to lead a mutiny against the cruel Sixes. Instead of letting them blindly follow her, she delivers her one and only crucial lesson: to choose a side for themselves.
Star Trek’s Data and Lal
Data is a sort of duplicate of his own creator, Noonian Soong, who based all of his androids on his own physical person. But Data was able to develop on his own, separate from his human parents, being discovered apparently “abandoned” at the Omicron Theta colony by Starfleet. Becoming an officer of Starfleet and valued member of the Enterprise crew, Data eventually makes the choice to create his own “child”, as it were, in the form of Lal. She’s not an exact replica—in fact, she’s quite a bit more advanced than Data is in a number of way, and develops the ability to feel emotions before him—but she is trained according to Data’s personal desire to be more human. When Lal is about to be separated from Data by Vice Admiral Haftel, the emotional burden proves to be too much for Lal, and she suffers from neural net cascade failure. It’s possible that if Data had created Lal to be a bit more similar to him, she might have more easily survived.
Molly Southbourne and the mollys
From her first lost tooth, Molly Southbourne learned to always fear when she bled. Fear, and then react—as each drop of blood created a duplicate molly (which she intentionally thinks of in the lowercase), Molly trains so that she can be ready to murder her doppelgängers at a moment’s notice no matter the situation, from scraping her knee to losing her virginity. An unnamed prisoner hears this grisly origin story in Tade Thompson’s The Murders of Molly Southbourne, as a grim Molly recounts her many kills and her discoveries about just how deadly the mollys—and Molly herself—are. But she’s not just talking to hear herself speak; by the end of the novella, the prisoner comes to realize that she too is a molly, except she’s the first molly who hasn’t wanted to murder her predecessor on sight… and Molly doesn’t know why. The best way Molly can sum up her training is to cite a fictional epigraph from one Theophilus Roshodan:
With each failure, each insult, each wound to the psyche, we are created anew. This new self is who we must battle each day or face extinction of the spirit.
Whether it’s nature or nurture, something about the circumstances of her imprisonment has shaped this twelfth molly into something entirely different…
The Doctor and the Meta-Crisis Doctor
The Doctor’s duplicate—a human-Time Lord hybrid created during the Tenth’s Doctor near-regeneration experience at the hands… plunger… of a Dalek—is imbued with the Doctor’s memories and desires, and a dangerous anger that comes from being born in battle. The Doctor knows his duplicate can become a better man, but not on his own—instead, he leaves the Meta-Crisis Doctor on an alternate Earth with Rose Tyler. Rose is hesitant, but the two Doctors are so in snyc that the duplicate immediately understands what the Tenth Doctor is hoping he’ll do—tell the woman they both adore that he has a human life to share with her, along with those three little words she’s been desperate to hear, given freely. The Meta-Crisis Doctor gets the chance to have what no Doctor has ever experienced before: a life on the slower path with someone he loves.
Carers in Never Let Me Go
Kazuo Ishiguro’s quiet novel Never Let Me Go (which was adapted into a film in 2010) is all the more disturbing for how placidly it lays out its premise: Kathy, Tommy, and Ruth—three friends in a love triangle, who came of age at boarding school together—discover that their sole purpose is to provide organ donations to the people who cloned them. They never actually meet their “possibles,” aside from one point where Ruth thinks she’s tracked down her older predecessor; this only enhances their existential crisis, if they can’t even confront the reason behind their short lifespans. The “training” herein takes on two parts: boarding school adolescence, in which the clones are encouraged to paint and discouraged from smoking, keeping their bodies and souls “pure”; and caring. That’s the name for a potential career path for clones like Kathy, who look after their fellow clones who have donated once, twice, three times, and are nearing “completion” of their life’s purpose. Ishiguro’s writing matches this feeling of inevitability… that is, until the clones hear the rumor that they can defer their donations, if they can prove they’re in love.
Lincoln and Tom in The Island
Released the same year that Never Let Me Go was published, Michael Bay’s surprisingly nuanced thriller also tackles the ethical dilemma of clones-as-organ-harvesters; but in this case, the truth is kept from them. Instead, Lincoln Six Echo and Jordan Two Delta believe that they are part of humanity’s last surviving enclave, protected from the supposedly inhospitable world inside a compound where all they do is eat well, work out, indulge their artistic sides, and hope that they win the lottery for “The Island”—a paradise free from contagion. It’s an idyllic existence—until they discover that “going to The Island” is a euphemism for donating essential organs to your sponsors, whether they’re comatose or alcoholics, or even serving as a surrogate mother for a sponsor who can’t conceive. While Lincoln has spent his short lifespan being primed to be the perfect specimen, the real training is when he comes face-to-face with his brash, hard-partying, Scottish sponsor Tom—and then has to learn enough about him to fool the assassin after them in a classic “no, he’s the clone!” shootout scenario.
Sam Bell in Moon
In Duncan Jones’ Moon, the protagonist doesn’t create his own clone, but he does have to work with him to foil a dastardly plan. Sam Bell thinks he’s coming to the end of a three-year lunar assignment, eagerly anticipating heading back to Earth to reunite with his wife and baby daughter. When he’s in a frightening accident during a routine EVA, he’s grateful to wake up back in the base. But—how did he make it back? He investigates the accident site, only to find himself, barely clinging to life. This is kind of a shitty way to learn that you’re a clone. The two Sams quickly realize that they’re only the latest in a long line of Sams, and, even worse, that they’ve only been designed to live for three years. Which means Older Sam only has a few days left to teach Younger Sam everything he’s learned, figure out a way to send Younger Sam back to Earth, evade the prying eyes of their bosses, and work out a plan to expose the horrific truth of the lunar colony, to ensure that no Sam Bell has to go through this again.
MEM by Bethany C. Morrow
MEM takes place in an alternate 1920s Montreal, where a process of memory extraction can remove traumatic memories from people and processed into “mems” living people, who breath and eat, but have no true sentience. These duplicates are not “trained” so much as “locked away and forgotten”—the whole point of them is to free their “sources” from the weight of the past, as they relive and react to the memories they were born from. But then we meet “Dolores Extract #1” who seems to have a consciousness of her own, and a will, not to mention a passion for movies. (In fact, she’s rejected her given title and taken a new name, Elsie, from a favorite film character.) Rather than accepting any training from humans, Elsie is determined to educate herself, and find a way to live a life apart from her creators.
Bobby Wheelock (The Boys From Brazil) and Algernop Krieger (Archer)
In The Boys From Brazil, iconic ’70s thriller writer Ira Levin used historical fact to create a terrifyingly loony conspiracy theory. Nazi hunter Yakov Liebermann receives a phone call regarding a series of mysterious murders in Brazil, and soon learns that former SS operatives have been activated to kill 94 men—all of them 65-year-old civil servants, each with a 13-year-old son. The reason? Well, the men’s sons are all clones of Adolph Hitler, and Mengele is hoping that one of the boys will recreate history. Luckily one of the cloned boys, Bobby Wheelock, rejects Mengele and sets the family attack dogs on him.
The book serves as a reference point for a long-running subplot in the ’60s spy parody series, Archer. Dr. Krieger, the mad scientist responsible for both cybernetic advancements and pig hybrids (and the sole authority of Fort Kickass) spends two seasons insisting that he’s not a Hitler clone—“If I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn’t I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?”—carefully not mentioning that he was raised in Brazil by a Nazi scientist, and only came to the U.S. after his pack of Dobermans ate the man who might have been his father. But in Season 5 the gang visits a Central American dictator and discovers the man has three Krieger clones, who are all working together to launch a nerve gas attack on New York, and have clearly been trained in a level of organized evil that our Krieger never achieved. Original Krieger fights them, three Kriegers are killed, and the one that’s left insists he’s Original Krieger.
But isn’t that exactly what a clone would want you to think?
Orphan Black’s Clone Club
Two words for you: CLONE. SWAP. Adaptability must be a strong gene among Project Leda, because Sarah and her sestras have a remarkable penchant for getting mistaken for one another and then having to lean into that. The clones aren’t so much trained as baptized by fire, like in the pilot when Sarah has to fool Beth’s boyfriend mere hours after learning her doppelgänger exists (it says a lot about both of them that she succeeds); Cosima as Alison, in which she accidentally “outs” herself as queer to the PTA; anytime Helena barely manages to play a cartoonish, and usually murderous, version of one of her sestras; and our personal favorite, Sarah-as-Rachel interrogating Alison-as-Sarah. Except in rare cases where they have enough warning to prep one another, the clones usually just have to wing it, based on whatever mannerisms and quirks they’ve picked up simply by spending time together. It’s the best sort of training in that it’s more organic, and speaks volumes about the depth of their various relationships.
Originally published July 2019
Yeah, sure, Neville would totally end up dating a young version of his grandmother.
I don’t understand why Hermoine should have had to end up with either of them?
I think it’s important for Harry to have female friends he can rely on and confide in without it being romantic, and I agree Harry belongs with Ginny, who matches his inner fire in a way Hermione just doesn’t.
I also agree Hermione doesn’t end up with Ron, but here I think JKR failed Ron’s character development. She wanted him (I think) to be the boy who was overshadowed at home by his brothers and overshadowed at school by Harry, but have hidden depths. This is seen as early as book 1, no one who can beat McGonagall at wizard chess can be a complete nitwit. But I think JKR dropped the ball on Ron’s character development in the last third of the series and those hidden depths never really came out, that would have made him a good match for Hermione.
I don’t really have a good alternative for Hermione in canon though. Maybe she meets someone at law school. Although I wonder if maybe she never does find someone. She may accept and understand that Harry is only a friend, and maybe she prefers it that way too, but who else could measure up to him as a friend, much less a boyfriend?
There was a post here at Tor not long ago about the sabotaging of Ron’s character that happened in the films–how the script-writers were so enamored of Hermione that they took many of Ron’s most courageous, impressive, and intelligent moments and flipped them over to her, and that Ron’s character ended up being little more than comic relief at best, and kind of snivvely at worst.
It makes me wonder. Rowling was a part of the process that took Ron’s best qualities and pasted them onto Hermione: Which Ron does she think Hermione doesn’t belong with–the book Ron or the movie Ron?
Well, honestly, the most YA-fantasy trope of the whole series is that people marry (and stay married to) their high-school sweethearts. I mean, who doesn’t think after a few fire whiskeys at Merlin U the whole gang isn’t out “exploring other options” and after a few angst-filled
monthsdays the vast majority of these relationships are dead and gone, to be resurrected for brief periods after they find each other on Wizard Facebook (or after a few glances while dropping their kids off on the train)…Has JKR actually said Hermione should be with Harry? Every quotation I’ve seen so far simply says she *shouldn’t* be with Ron.
I never understood the Harry/Hermione pairing. Maybe it’s because I’ve always had more guy-friends than girl-friends, but I saw my own platonic relationships echoed in what Harry and Hermione had. They were too much like siblings to be romantically involved in any way.
And while I still like Hermione/Ron, I knew it wasn’t terribly realistic. IIRC, Emma said the kisses with Rupert and Daniel were awkward because it was little kissing her brothers – that’s often what tends to happen with people who grow up together. Probably the more realistic option is that she’d meet someone while working for the Ministry, if she even married at all.
But Hermione/Neville? Can’t say I buy that one either. According to JKR, Neville marries Hannah Abbott (from Hufflepuff), and I can dig that.
Cute, but um, it feels like pairing her with Neville would be giving Hermione away to him like an award for being a nice boy. Which is a lot what her pairing with Ron already feels like. It’s not that Ron is an awful person, but it definitely feels like she is a lot more grown-up and mature than he is. Harry and Hermione at least feel on more equal footing.
Hermione didn’t need to end up romantically paired with anyone, but the natural pull of the narrative and the character interactions certainly seemed to point a lot more toward Harry than Ron–pairing up Ron and Hermione always felt forced to me, an authorial contrivance rather than a natural outgrowth. The whole pairing everyone up forever with their high school sweethearts feels like that too.
The films of course have a more visual logic to them–Daniel Radcliffe had more chemistry with Emma Watson, and apologies to Mr. Grint, he was the more handsome option; wouldn’t Hermione notice that?
JKR didn’t actually say Hermione should have been with Harry in the quotes that have been leaked from the interview, just that Hermione and Ron wouldn’t work out, she regrets putting them together and that the pairing was more wish fulfillment than anything. She’s not going to go back and rewrite the books so all the Ron/Hermione shippers can calm down, your ship is still canon.
I think it’s actually pretty self aware of her to admit that she paired them up for her own desires and not any real literary reason. The revelation doesn’t surprise me either because I’ve believed for years that she stuck to her original plan regardless of how she actually wrote the books and what would have worked better with what she actually wrote. I think there are many things this is true of in the books, not just who Hermione ended up with.
Very interesting! On the other Ron thread over at Tor, I read a pretty good explanation of why Harry/Ginny actually do make sense (and why Harry/Hermione wouldn’t) – although their relationship didn’t get developed as well as it could.
As for Hermione/Ron, while reading the books, I did root for them and think they had potential but agree that in some ways, Ron was wasted and maybe even Flanderized as a character. It actually set my teeth on edge a bit that in the epilouge he’s talking about cheating on his driver’s test, etc. So while I don’t think the general idea of Ron/Hermione is horrible (aside from the conceit of everybody marrying their high school sweetheart – which, hey, does work for some people, I know quite a few couples like that), it definitely wasn’t executed as well as it could have been, they COULD have really helped make it something that helped mature Ron’s character a bit – and it makes sense that the author now has second throughts about it.
While Hermione doesn’t need to be paired up with anybody, it seems most logical if she did end up with somebody, that she probably would have ended up with somebody she met in whatever the Wizarding college equivalent was (or in her professional life). I honestly don’t see the Neville/Hermione connection at all, this basically just seems to be saying ‘Well, Neville is another good male character, so he should get Hermione’ and not at all based on any connection that they actually have.
Also, I kind of loved that Viktor Krum liked Hermione and noticed her in that way when others couldn’t see her as more than a dowdy bookworm, even though I don’t necessarily think she should have ended up with him either.
(Also, not trying to open up a can of worms, I’m just trying to make a good natured joke so take it in that spirit, but the amount of excitement/and false statements regarding this (for example, this turning into ‘JK Rowling says she should have been with Harry’) is like the geek version of the media hullabaloo any time the Pope says anytthing. HE’S CHANGING EVERYTHING! :) )
Not to open up an entirely different can of worms, but one major reason Jill Pole didn’t end up with Eustace Scrubb was because she ended up DEAD while still in school
I may still be bitter.
A better example might be Digory and Polly, who didn’t end up together either but at least got to live to either middle or old age, depending upon how you interpret the time line.
I’ll now let you all go back to arguing about Hermione’s fate, which I have fewer opinions about :)